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Big beautiful woman, bouncing and jiggling along,
Carefree and seductive,
Didn’t you get the memo?
You’re not allowed to be happy and fat.
Can’t you hear me?
Stop laughing so hard.
You need to take this seriously.
Haven’t you heard of diabetes?
Stop doing that.
It’s inappropriate, and now I forgot what I was telling you off for.
I’ve got distracted.
I think it was something to do with trying to sell you something to make you smaller.
But that can wait until I’ve watched you a little longer. I only need a little bit longer.
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